Phantom Tollbooth Quotes and Words of Wisdom 

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Results are not guaranteed, but if not perfectly satisfied, your wasted time will be refunded.

• Phantom Tollbooth, page 14

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It must be the right road and if it doesn’t it must be the right road to somewhere else, because there are no wrong roads to anywhere.

• Phantom Tollbooth, page 18

 

Expectations is the place you must always go to before you get to the where you’re going. Of course, some people never go beyond Expectations…

• Phantom Tollbooth, page 19

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Expect everything, I always say, and the unexpected never happens.

• The Whether man from The Phantom Tollbooth, page 20

 

People who don’t pay attention often get stuck in the Doldrums

• Phantom Tollbooth, page 26

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“Milo continued to think … of how much could be accomplished with

just a little thought”

-Phantom Tollbooth, page 31